Smooth School + Jarritos

Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

No, but in all seriousness, hey. So... today wasn't all that interesting, really. There was this big assembly thing, but it was just about a scholarship. Cool, free money, right? WRONG.

See, the thing is, you have to stay in state to get it. Yeah. Assembly to talk about something a lot of kids won't even be eligible for. Smooth, school. Real smooth.

And Jarritos are good. They're like this Mexican soft drink, available at most grocers. AND HOLY CARP ARE THEY GOOD.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.